Fri
Jul
18
Last night, outside my apartment...and I thought they would bug me for spare change
- Guy number one: Which would you rather eat, toenail gumbo, or beak stew?
- Me: What??
- Guy number one: Which would you eat, toenail gumbo...or beak stew?
- Guy number two: Like the beak of a bird.
- Me: Umm....well I guess beak stew, at least that's part of an animal..I don't think I want to eat anyone's toenails.
- Guy number two: Well yeah, but beak...?
- Guy number one: Don't try to change her mind. She made her choice!
- And they walked off laughing hysterically. Get me some of THOSE drugs.
