nerdtastic

• Me: I like this winter ale.
• Cory: It's ok. I prefer summer ales. Winter ales can be pretty strong and burly. And, I'm not much of a man.
• Me: You're man enough for me *kiss*
• Cory: .....
• Cory: yeah, but you like chicks, so.....

Stereotypes

• Cory: Ok, so you have to buy this book to teach you the command to get her to sleep with you.
• Me: Wow, it's almost as hard to get a lesbian in Fable 2 in bed as it is in real life.
• (vague, pg-13 sexual noises ensue from the T.V.)
• Cory: Haha! well, that was fun.
• Me: She just walked out! So much for cuddle time.
• Cory: She's probably going to get her U-haul.