December 2008
1 post
Stereotypes
Cory: Ok, so you have to buy this book to teach you the command to get her to sleep with you.
Me: Wow, it's almost as hard to get a lesbian in Fable 2 in bed as it is in real life.
(vague, pg-13 sexual noises ensue from the T.V.)
Cory: Haha! well, that was fun.
Me: She just walked out! So much for cuddle time.
Cory: She's probably going to get her U-haul.
Dec 24th